Panic Marketing

John Beckley is a South African living in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain. Interested in Design and Marketing on the Internet using social media.

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Fiesta Alcala - Good times!

Fiesta Alcala - Good times!

Absolutely brilliant! Well worth taking 10min out to watch.

 RSA Animate - Drive: The surprising truth about what motivates us (by theRSAorg)

UTTERLY USELESS!! Moviten Adeje & Vodafone Tenerife

I’m extremely disappointed with Moviten Adeje (vodafone)! We moved over from Movistar (Telefonica) to Vodafone after the attractive sales lady Caterina showed us how our business can save up to 30% off our phone bill… 18 months on when I compare what we spent the previous 18 months with Movistar (Telefonica) we have actually spent 30% more!!!

Reasons for total dissatisfaction:

1. They could not guarantee the ADSL connection speed that they promised and suggested that we remain with Movistar, this means we could also not save on the costs of a fixed IP.

2. When we call out from the office line it shows up as a mobile number, it also means that if someone has to call us back it’s on a mobile rate! They promised us that this would be sorted within a month….eighteen months on this is still the issue.

3. In the quote it shows a one off fee of €15 per an extension, we have X5. However in the 2nd month they billed us again and said this is in fact a monthly fee. WTF!!! 

4. After the sale was made Catrina did not want to deal with any of our issue’s, we were passed on Noelia who has not shown the slightest interest in us.

5. I asked Noelia when our contract expires or how much it would be to buy ourselves out she replied our contract is for 18months and we would have to pay over €1,000 to come out of the contract because each extension is treated as a separate contract! 

6. Not even Noelia can make sense of the way the Vodafone invoices are presented, it is totally unclear with all the discounts and packages to get a true reflection on what you are paying. 

7. Today I visited the Moviten office in Adeje and asked when our contract expires and was told that it has just been auto renewed until 2012…again WTF!!! 

I can go on and on about Moviten and Vodafone but to be honest they have just worn me out I don’t know what else to do other than waste my time to write this and warn other people about another useless Telecom Giant!

Moviten (vodafone) Office in Adeje Tenerife!

Matt & Karl hard at work!

Matt & Karl hard at work!

Bride on the Beach in El Medano Tenerife

Bride on the Beach in El Medano Tenerife

Chris Kamara doing what he knows best

Chris Kamara doing what he knows best

Tenerife Ladies Match Play

We just had a fantasitc Tenerife Ladies Open at Golf Las Americas, we look forward to welcoming the girls back next year!

It's Official: Microsoft Acquires Skype for $8.5 Billion

Its Official: Microsoft Acquires Skype for $8.5 Billion
After rumors that first Facebook and then Microsoft were in talks to acquire Skype, the latter announced that it has acquired the VoIP giant for $8.5 billion in cash. Skype will be integrated into Microsoft devices and systems such as Xbox and Kinect, Xbox Live, the Windows Phone, Lync and Out…

Say NO to Grupo MGO S.A!

I have little hope for this Island of Tenerife until the last of the old guard have finally been put down. Today I have paid GRUPO MGO SA €500 for staff medical tests that didn’t even take place.

Tenerife/Spain’s labor laws need serious attention and overhaul if we are to get out of this crisis otherwise companies like GRUPO MGO SA  will continue to exploit the situation for their own ends at the expense of small business.

Update your Social Media Accounts by emailing photos to them from your phone!

Follow the following instructions to add Social Media accounts to your mobile phone which will enable you to email photos straight to flickr, facebook and twitter:  

1.       Flickr – log in,

·         at the top for the page click on your name (where it says signed in as).

·         under your account, there are some personal information links at the top click on Emails and Notifications

·         click edit and you should see your email address

·         add it to your phone as a contact

2.       Twitter – log in,

·         go to twitpic.com sign in with your twitter account (top right)

·         straight away it should give you an email address

·         add it to your phone as a contact

3.       Facebook – log in,

·         at the top right click on Account

·         click Use facebook as page

·         go to your page, where you have the option to add to your wall it, click Photos

·         click on the left option Add a photo from your drive, you will see under the select image that it gives you the option to Email a photo

·         add to your phone as a contact

 

If you need any help give me a call/email.

Add photos to social meida via your phone